The man and I, we don’t get along. There’s a history there that causes us some friction. After all, last night was just the latest in an extended line of infractions.
1. Attmepted fall guy for bomb scare – Spring 1995
2. Moving Violation – Fall 1996
3. Speeding Ticket – Spring 1998
4. Speeding (Warning Only) – Spring 1998
5. Speeding Ticket – Summer 1998
6. Moving Violation (Warning Only) – Spring 1999
7. Movie Production Arrest – Spring 1999
8. Speeding (Warning Only) – Summer 2002
9. Car Accident (At Fault) – Fall 2002
10. Car Accident (Not at Fault) – Fall 2003
11. “Driving on a Closed Road” – Fall 2004