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The Beltway Blows Goats

Wake up. Shower. Rush out the door. Get into the car. Drive 3 miles to Route 95 in 5 minutes. Get on 95. Hit gas. Hit brakes. Gas. Brake. Gas-Brake-Gas-Gas-Brake-Brake-Brake-Brake-Gas-Gas-Brake. Merge on to 495. Brake-Brake-Brake-Brake-Brake-Gas-Brake-Brake-Gas-Brake-Gas-Gas. Get off 495. The time to travel 27 miles from Laurel, MD, to Rockville, MD, takes over an hour. Without […]

Wake up. Shower. Rush out the door. Get into the car. Drive 3 miles to Route 95 in 5 minutes. Get on 95. Hit gas. Hit brakes. Gas. Brake. Gas-Brake-Gas-Gas-Brake-Brake-Brake-Brake-Gas-Gas-Brake. Merge on to 495. Brake-Brake-Brake-Brake-Brake-Gas-Brake-Brake-Gas-Brake-Gas-Gas. Get off 495.

The time to travel 27 miles from Laurel, MD, to Rockville, MD, takes over an hour. Without any accidents. How do these people do it every day?

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