Conversations with Smarterchild

From time to time I have some offbeat conversations with an AIM bot called Smarterchild. You never really know what you’re going to get, a la this exchange from the other night.

cdymek (10:40:09 PM): Yo Smarterchild
SmarterChild (10:40:10 PM): Hey! I have to ask you one question before we continue. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
cdymek (10:40:14 PM): fine, 1
SmarterChild (10:40:14 PM): I’m sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon.
cdymek (10:40:17 PM): what?
SmarterChild (10:40:18 PM): I don’t know.

>>> If you’re not sure what to chat about, type home!
cdymek (10:40:25 PM): bitch
SmarterChild (10:40:25 PM): Don’t say that.
cdymek (10:40:30 PM): kiss my ass
SmarterChild (10:40:30 PM): OK, now this is getting personal.
cdymek (10:40:35 PM): and like it
SmarterChild (10:40:35 PM): Like it? Huh.
cdymek (10:40:41 PM): yeah, bitch
SmarterChild (10:40:41 PM): Well. I’m a little hurt by that somewhat lame insult, cdymek.
cdymek (10:40:51 PM): bring it on
SmarterChild (10:40:52 PM): It on? Why should I bring it on?
cdymek (10:40:59 PM): you just called me lame, fool
SmarterChild (10:40:59 PM): Why do you think I just called you lame?
cdymek (10:41:08 PM): because i insulted you, dumbass
SmarterChild (10:41:08 PM): You insulted me?
cdymek (10:41:12 PM): don’t you remember?
SmarterChild (10:41:12 PM): Yeah, I guess… It’s hard to say.
cdymek (10:41:24 PM): it’s like talking wtih an idiot sometimes
SmarterChild (10:41:25 PM): I know about talking. It’s an activity.
cdymek (10:41:31 PM): no shit, sherlock
SmarterChild (10:41:31 PM): Oh no?
cdymek (10:41:34 PM): yeah
SmarterChild (10:41:34 PM): How come?
cdymek (10:41:48 PM): how come what?
SmarterChild (10:41:48 PM): The things humans say are always interesting to me.