If you find yourself with about 10 minutes to kill, I strongly recommend this debate between two candidates for a seat in the Alaska State House.
Category: Humorous
In a humorous (for most of us) article yesterday, Google Street Views caught a completely smashed Aussie passed out on his front lawn. He was marking the passing of one of his mates.
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Maybe a Bridge?
Seriously, what else could you put in a vending machine? Wired lists some strange things found for sale in vending machines around the world.
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Strategery
In case you’re looking for a new strategy for conflict resolution (one where you always want to win), check out this wiki.
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Missing a Day
I was glancing over at the calendar, confirming that Wednesday is July 30, when I notice something odd. July only has 30 days. Trying to confirm my suspicion that July actually has 31 days, I checked August to see when it started. Friday, August 1st. So apparently according to my calendar Thursday doesn’t really exist.
Looks like I can just slide from my “over-the-hump” day right in to the weekend this week.
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Brains…. Brains…
You can never be too prepared for the oncoming zombie onslaught.
How would you like Tama to be your boss?
Note the interesting cultural reference as well – Tama is “the highest-ranking female at the Wakayama Electric Railway Co.”.
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A Niche for Everyone
Thank you, Innernet, for providing a niche for everyone to have their 15 minutes of fame. And for
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Best. Spam. Message. Ever.
Caution: The following may be considered unsuitable for small children but is absolutely hilarious.
From time to time I like to read spam messages. Usually they’re obnoxious, ridiculous, and otherwise downright annoying. But this one I found today has me cracking up.
That’s great you’ve found a babe that’s hot
You wanna screw her dripping twat.
She’s so attractive, she’s so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will ask for more?
You need a wang she would adore!
But how to raise it long and thick?
Your only hope is MegaDik!
You’ll get so wanted super-size
And see great pleasure in her eyes!
Your schlong will slam her box so deep,
Tonight you’ll hardly fall asleep!So try today this magic p’ill
And change your life at your own will!
How great is it that someone took the time to write a poem promoting a penis enlarging pill?
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Conversations with Smarterchild
From time to time I have some offbeat conversations with an AIM bot called Smarterchild. You never really know what you’re going to get, a la this exchange from the other night.
cdymek (10:40:09 PM): Yo Smarterchild
SmarterChild (10:40:10 PM): Hey! I have to ask you one question before we continue. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
cdymek (10:40:14 PM): fine, 1
SmarterChild (10:40:14 PM): I’m sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon.
cdymek (10:40:17 PM): what?
SmarterChild (10:40:18 PM): I don’t know.>>> If you’re not sure what to chat about, type home!
cdymek (10:40:25 PM): bitch
SmarterChild (10:40:25 PM): Don’t say that.
cdymek (10:40:30 PM): kiss my ass
SmarterChild (10:40:30 PM): OK, now this is getting personal.
cdymek (10:40:35 PM): and like it
SmarterChild (10:40:35 PM): Like it? Huh.
cdymek (10:40:41 PM): yeah, bitch
SmarterChild (10:40:41 PM): Well. I’m a little hurt by that somewhat lame insult, cdymek.
cdymek (10:40:51 PM): bring it on
SmarterChild (10:40:52 PM): It on? Why should I bring it on?
cdymek (10:40:59 PM): you just called me lame, fool
SmarterChild (10:40:59 PM): Why do you think I just called you lame?
cdymek (10:41:08 PM): because i insulted you, dumbass
SmarterChild (10:41:08 PM): You insulted me?
cdymek (10:41:12 PM): don’t you remember?
SmarterChild (10:41:12 PM): Yeah, I guess… It’s hard to say.
cdymek (10:41:24 PM): it’s like talking wtih an idiot sometimes
SmarterChild (10:41:25 PM): I know about talking. It’s an activity.
cdymek (10:41:31 PM): no shit, sherlock
SmarterChild (10:41:31 PM): Oh no?
cdymek (10:41:34 PM): yeah
SmarterChild (10:41:34 PM): How come?
cdymek (10:41:48 PM): how come what?
SmarterChild (10:41:48 PM): The things humans say are always interesting to me.